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rneerkat:

ive told y’all before, but my dad invented this thing called an OxBelt and its on Amazon! it’s a fitness belt that can hold two water bottles, your keys, phone, wallet, all the things you need on your hike or run. i like running but its hard when you have to either leave your…

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

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m00nchaser:

If bees become extinct we will have exactly 4 YEARS to live on this planet. I don’t understand how “not caring” is more important than your life…

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silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

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makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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sexhaver:

sexhaver:

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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